0-60 in 2.3 seconds and a 9.087 second 1/4 mile sounds like a $500,000 hypercar than a shitty old compact VW... but somehow, these Germans turned an MK. III VW Golf into this monstrous creation. We would love to screw with people at stop lights in this thing.

Seriously though, who the hell looks at an old Golf and says "you know, zis car could do vis another 811 horsepower."

[via CarPix]