Seven days. Two games. Four goals. Another standard week at the office for the second best player on the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo is single-handedly leading Real Madrid to the Spanish League title. This week, he not only racked up a hat trick against Real's bitter cross town rivals, Atletico (including the ridiculous free kick you can see above), but then scored the crucial goal in Los Blancos' 3-1 victory over Sporting Gijon, taking his tally to 41 league goals this season. Over to you, Mr Messi. (Amazing commentary on the above goal, by the way: “more curves than Jessica Rabbit on steroids.”)