7. I Need To Be At [Lifechanging Event]
Complex Says: It doesn't matter if you claim to be having a baby, serving as the best man at a wedding, or saying farewell to your brother before he heads off to join SEAL Team 6, just know where it is that you would be going if this were the truth and be prepared to drive there and go inside just to keep up the charade. Your author once met a guy who got a free lights-flashing trip to the hospital because of this one. Luckily, all of these things could theoretically be happening at a private residence, where you could tell a cop to get a warrant. Remember the details of your story, and don't say that your only brother is joining SEAL Team Six if your 14-year-old brother is going to greet you at the door when you get home.