23. Denver Broncos
Season(s): 1960 (since retroed)
Where to start with these? From the piss-colored tops, to the surely fecal-inspired helmets and pants, the creator of these surely had to use the facilities really bad, and had to whip something up before he could go. As a final fashion faux pas, it's finished up with stripes on both the outer pants and on the socks, creating an optical illusion in which the players wearing them wanted to kick their own asses.