94. Michael Jordan's Hall of Fame Induction Speech

Date: 9/11/2009
Key Players: Michael Jordan
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Classy to ashy: On the occasion of his induction to his sport's Hall of Fame, G.O.A.T. Michael Jordan decided to do his best Jack Lemmon-Walter Matthauimpression, dissing, in no particular order, everybody that ever played, coached, commentated on, or thought about maybe watching basketball in the past 25 years. Isiah Thomas tried to blame his own pill overdose/suicide attempt on his daughter and looks like a nice guy in comparison.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
In the original draft of his speech, MJ thanks God, "for making me bald and pissing me off even more."