49. Randall Simon Swings on Milwaukee Sausage

Date: 6/9/2003
Key Players: Randall Simon, Pittsburgh Pirates; Mandy Block, Milwaukee Sausages
Video Evidence: Click Here.

During the sausage race held in the 7th inning stretch at every Milwaukee Brewer game, Pittsburgh's Randall Simon decided to take a bat to the Italian sausage. This clip proves that beating the meat in public is always embarrassing for the beatee, though frequently hilarious for spectators.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
Following questioning by police, Simon was fined $432 for disorderly conduct.