49. Randall Simon Swings on Milwaukee Sausage
Key Players: Randall Simon, Pittsburgh Pirates; Mandy Block, Milwaukee Sausages
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During the sausage race held in the 7th inning stretch at every Milwaukee Brewer game, Pittsburgh's Randall Simon decided to take a bat to the Italian sausage. This clip proves that beating the meat in public is always embarrassing for the beatee, though frequently hilarious for spectators.
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Following questioning by police, Simon was fined $432 for disorderly conduct.