49. Randall Simon Swings on Milwaukee Sausage

Date: 6/9/2003
Key Players: Randall Simon, Pittsburgh Pirates; Mandy Block, Milwaukee Sausages
Video Evidence: Click Here.

During the sausage race held in the 7th inning stretch at every Milwaukee Brewer game, Pittsburgh's Randall Simon decided to take a bat to the Italian sausage. This clip proves that beating the meat in public is always embarrassing for the beatee, though frequently hilarious for spectators.

Following questioning by police, Simon was fined $432 for disorderly conduct.