Hummer H3 (2007)

Cool, dude, you drive a Hummer and get 4 mpg. Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice had longer runs of success than the Hummer. On top of that, you don't even drive the H2, which runs $50k. You drive the $29k version, which is the smaller joint for girls. Dogs smell fear and women smell lames. Remember that.