9. Miguel Cabrera

Years Active: 2003-present

Team(s): Marlins, Tigers

Playing Weight: 240 lbs.

Like the younger Fielder and the next guy on the list, Cabrera is doing his part to uphold the proud tradition of fat ballplayers. Since bowing with the Marlins during their 2003 world championship season, Cabrera's averaged more than 30 homers and 190 hits per year, good for a robust .943 OPS. If he can control some of his notorious off-field demons, MVPs and a plaque in Cooperstown appear to be on this dude's horizon.