Actually, we're pretty sure that all of the tattoos that just popped up on Kevin Durant's body aren't new. But we've never seen them before, because he conveniently got all of them on parts of his chest and stomach that are completely invisible to the world when he's wearing a basketball jersey. That way, he can maintain his family-friendly marketability without having to sacrifice his love for ink.

It seems strange to us, but hey: Somewhere out there in the world, we're sure J.R. Smith is smiling. [via The Basketball Jones]