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Do you know any women pushing 50 that you'd smash? No, we're not trying to get on some kinky fetish steez, we mean broads that are in their late 40s but look like they could be in their 30s, a.k.a. hotties like Hannah Storm. The ESPN sportscaster turns 49 today. And yes, Tony Kornheiser, we have absolutely no problems whatsoever with Miss Storm rocking short skirts and knee-high boots. For over 25 years, Storm has been there for our viewing pleasure to inform us on networks such as CNN, NBC, and CBS. So, from her skin-tight attire to her pornstar-esque name, here are Hannah Storm's Hottest Moments...
"The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson"
DATE: 12/18/2007
COMPLEX SAYS: Way before the beef with Tony Kornheiser, Hannah Storm was turning heads with this appearance on the Late Late Show. Hannah looks like this after three kids, she's in her late 40s, and she's down to watch sports all day? Wifey material! Dan Hicks is a very lucky man.
"I Know You See It"
DATE: 2008 - present
COMPLEX SAYS: Ron Artest, Chris Mullin, and Josh Elliott. What do they all have in common? They're all one of the many dudes who've been caught sneaking a peek at Hannah Storm on air. We don't blame 'em, either. Seriously, a woman who talks about balls like no other while dressed like that?!
"Legs For Days"
DATE: August 2008
COMPLEX SAYS: In this clip, Hannah is looking stunning as ever while ESPN NFL analyst, Floyd Reese, is barely able to contain himself. We'd make some kind of joke here but the YouTube comments on this video provide enough hilarity. Relax, fam. Getting on that stalker-steez is not a good look. Word to the creep who taped Erin Andrews.
"Taking 'Em to School"
DATE: 1/18/2010
COMPLEX SAYS: At over two decades in the game, you figure Hannah would play the teacher rather than the Catholic school girl role. We're not complaining, though. We'd always be up for having Miss Storm stay late for detention.
"Beef with Kornheiser"
DATE: 2/16/2010
COMPLEX SAYS: These red boots are the culprits. Fellow ESPN personality, Tony Kornheiser publicly got his panties in a bunch over Storm's choice of attire and subsequently got himself a two-week suspension. ESPN's pimp hand is too strong. Thank you, BasedGod!
"The Money Shot"
DATE: 4/1/2010
COMPLEX SAYS: "Come on back" is right! Peep the mean angle toward the end; Hannah Storm's best back shots coming soon? Maybe not. Keep doing your thing though, cameraman.
"You Be Killing 'Em"
DATE: 5/19/2010
COMPLEX SAYS: SMH. This woman is playing mind games. Do you see the look on Doug Gottlieb's face? That skirt is mean, but peep her stance, too. Only thing we can say is we offer our apologies to Miss Storm for not featuring her on our 25 Hottest Female Sportscasters list. Our bad, next time.
"Oh, You Mad?"
DATE: 10/26/2010
COMPLEX SAYS: Miss Storm made news again late last year when she stunted on 'em in this sexy outfit for a Heat v. Celtics game. Many of her colleagues over at the World Wide Leader were none too thrilled, saying: "Kornheiser turned her into a martyr." #hatersgonnahate #getoffme
"Talking That Ish"
DATE: 1/4/2011
COMPLEX SAYS: Here Hannah completely shits on Eric Mangini for being fired, then comes back with the "this isn't something that we take lightly" line. FOH. So, she talks slick on the air, does that mean she talks dirty in bed? Only one way to find out...
"Simple Yet Elegant"
DATE: 1/29/2011
COMPLEX SAYS: Straight class, ladies and gentlemen. Hannah brightens up our mornings like a Jimmy Dean (II). We repeat, 49 with three kids...Schwing!
