DATE: 11/12/2006
VICTIM & HEIGHT: Dwight Howard, Orlando Magic (6-foot-11)
COMPLEX SAYS: OK, so this is our only victim under 7-foot but there's no denying that Dwight Howard is a big man (II) and the Black Mamba's tea-bagging of the then-rookie was an epic welcome to the NBA. This wouldn't be the last time Kobe served Superman some kryptonite though, word to the 2009 Finals.