Long before Will Smith became a follower of Xenu and started forcing his kids down everyone’s throat (pause), he was the Fresh Prince, one of the earliest, universally loved hip-hop personas. Chances are good that even your mom can drop the lyrics to “Parents just don’t understand” on point; which is probably why she hasn’t copped a Porsche with her retirement savings.

Nice work on beautifully sculpting our culture, Porsche. Here’s to the next 60!