The 20 Lamest Photos and Hilarious Memes From Today's Nike LeBron X "Cork" Release

This can't be life.

Feb 23, 2013
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We already gave you a tutorial about the lame things that sneakerheads can do, and this weekend people took it to another level. To save some people from complete embarrassment we left out places and names, but if this is one of your homies, make sure you put them on notice. Hit the gallery and check out The 20 Lamest Photos and Hilarious Memes From Today's Nike LeBron X "Cork" Release. 

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Flexin'

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Flexin' with multiple pick-ups but you drive a f*cking Dodge, homie. 

Priorities

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The priorities are immaculate.  

You Mad?

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Stunting on your friends, 101. 

Walking on

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We guess this is better than strapping on a piece of bread.  

Dora

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Dora? Really, Dora?

Chicago

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Loyalty knows no names when it comes to dope kicks. 

Cosby

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Forever alone with your Cosby sweaters and no heat. 

Paid in Full

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C'mon B. 

Broke Corks

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Man, shut the f*ck up — you just broke. 

Cork Screwed

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Feelings getting hurt all day. 

Tears

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Life for most at 8:01 AM EST today. 

Hypebeasts

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We know about ya. 

This Way

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The sneaker game is a hell of a drug. 

Van Damme

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This is Van Damme awesome. 

Poppin' bottles

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Poppin' bottles, how original. 

Thug life

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Thug life. 

Dreams

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Slim Williams doesn't have a Nike connect?

Sold Out

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Nah man, he licked the shoes not deep-throated them. 

Welp

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Welp, this happened. 

Get Corks

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Curtis didn't get shot for this shit, man. 

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