Oh, the Places You'll Go: Kylie Jenner Is Now a High School Graduate

No official word yet on whether or not Kylie received 32 copies of "Oh, the Places You'll Go!"

In a perfect world, life-ready high school and/or college graduates would receive copies of Kanye West's higher education trilogy — i.e. The College Droput, Late Registration, Graduation — alongside (or in lieu of) the Dr. Seuss staple Oh, The Places You'll Go. Though we're still quite far from such utopian bliss, the Kardashian-Jenners continue to make frequently successful attempts at furthering the likelihood of bringing such idealism to reality by simply documenting their existence.

On Thursday, your aunt's favorite DJ (?) Ryan Seacrest graciously hosted Kendall and Kylie Jenner's graduation ceremony — once again reminding you that high school for common people was/is a fucking drag, right?

Graduating class of 2014 & 2015! 🎓 Congrats @kendalljenner & @kyliejenner for graduating high school! pic.twitter.com/EgHTAnaGA3

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) July 24, 2015

Thanks for hosting Kendall & Kylie's graduation ceremony! @ryanseacrest #SurpriseGraduationParty 🎓🎓🎓 pic.twitter.com/ItiBoR8tJO

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) July 24, 2015

To be fair, Kendall actually graduated last year — proving that even a (much) higher tax bracket doesn't negate the sibling annoyances of the common citizen such as shared birthday parties, shared graduation ceremonies, and shared science fiction author credits:

I know you graduated last year but so proud of you!!!! Class of 2014 🎓 #SurpriseGraduationParty pic.twitter.com/I9nfP5wXPk

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) July 24, 2015

The ensuing party was organized by Kris Jenner and took place at her home, according to the New York Daily News. Recent 18th Dynasty enlisteeTyga was reportedly in attendance, joining Jenner's friends and family for a relatively quiet evening of (presumably) spinning the aforementioned Kanye trilogy while pondering what to do with all those copies of Oh, the Places You'll Go.


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