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You know what's not fun? Watching women claw their way into the theaters to salivate over the likes of Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello doing synchronized gyrations in banana hammocks. Hell, Matthew McConaughey is 42-years-old and even his abs are more cut than yours! It's just not right.
Steven Soderbergh's Magic Mike, in theaters today, is based on the true story of how Tatum stripped to make ends meet while pursuing his acting dreams, and its estrogen-baiting premise is guaranteed to produce long, winding lines of hyperventilating females at every theater it shows at. But you don't have to be mad at Tatum and his breakaway pants.
First, we brought you an unflattering slew of sweat-stopping, hormone-halting photos of the actor, and now we've found you more than enough scintillating exotic dancers (of the female persuasion) that are guaranteed to even the score. Relax and rejoice, these are The 25 Hottest Female Strippers in Movies.
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25. Gillian Jacobs as Cherry Daiquiri in Choke (2008)
Paz De La Huerta, Enter The Void
24. Paz de la Huerta as Linda in Enter The Void (2009)
Daryl Hannah in Dancing at the Blue Iguana
23. Daryl Hannah as Angel in Dancing at the Blue Iguana (2000)
Jenna Jameson, Zombie Strippers
22. Jenna Jameson as Kat in Zombie Strippers (2008)
Teri Hatcher, Tango & Cash
21. Teri Hatcher as Kiki in Tango & Cash (1989)
Halle Berry, The Last Boy Scout
20. Halle Berry as Cory in The Last Boy Scout (1991)
jennifer Beals, Flashdance
19. Jennifer Beals as Alex Owens in Flashdance (1983)
18. Salma Hayek as Serendipity in Dogma (1999)
17. Natalie Wood as Gypsy Rose Lee in Gypsy (1962)
Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler
16. Marisa Tomei as Cassidy in The Wrestler (2008)
15. Mia Kirshner as Christina in Exotica (1994)
Kobe Tai, Very Bad Things
14. Kobe Tai as Tina in Very Bad Things (1998)
13. Brittany Murphy as Nikki in Spun (2002)
Heather Graham, The Hangover
12. Heather Graham as Jade in The Hangover (2009)
Halle Berry, Frankie & Alice
11. Halle Berry as Frankie in Frankie & Alice (2010)
Pamela Anderson, Barb Wire
10. Pamela Anderson as Barbara "Barb Wire" Kopetski in Barb Wire (1996)
Elizabeth Berkley, Showgirls
9. Elizabeth Berkley as Nomi in Showgirls (1995)
Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me
8. Lindsay Lohan as Dakota Moss in I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
7. Roselyn Sanchez as Amaryllis Campos in Yellow (2006)
6. Demi Moore as Erin Grant in Strip Tease (1996)
Rose McGowan, Planet Terror
5. Rose McGowan as Cherry Darling in Planet Terror (2007)
Jessica Biel, Powder Blue
4. Jessica Biel as Rose-Johnny in Powder Blue (2009)
3. Natalie Portman as Alice in Closer (2004)
2. Jessica Alba as Nancy Callahan in Sin City (2005)
Salma Hayek, From Dusk Till Dawn
1. Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
