Mugshot Gallery: 10 Video Game Characters Who Deserve To Go To Jail

Okay, so we all know characters like Tommy Vercetti, CJ Johnson, or any character from the Grand Theft Auto series deserves to be thrown in jail. I mean, they’re coming right out of it by the time we get a hold of them.

But some video game characters are committing crimes and we don’t even realize it. We just take it as their nature. And their nature just happens to be a criminal offense. Here are some of those criminal cases. Don’t let them into your home.

Borrowing their identity, or stealing them outright? Whenever Mega Man downs his foes, he changes into their costume and steals their powers, using them as his own. The guy’s a straight up thief, and we don’t trust him! The low down, dirty bastard.

Sure, he may be a baby genius and can operate his own machine, but that still doesn’t give Captain Commando the right to lead the child (Baby Head) into a combat zone. Is negligence a crime? If it is, then the big captain deserves to be slapped with that, too. Shame on him!

And now for a real pothead, er, we mean, pot head, Jill Valentine. The lady’s stocking herbs in her inventory like it’s going out of style. What kind of message is that sending to the kids when that sticky icky brings her back to health? Won’t someone please think of the children?

Yeah, we love us some burgers, too, but not at the expense of our personal safety. The Burger King, in the much maligned game, Sneak King, would stalk his victims before popping a whopper on them. And no, that’s not a euphemism. He would actually carry around whoppers on a tray and serve them to you. Freak.

This one’s just obvious. Sure, the man’s got you down, but that doesn’t give you a right to tag your name all over the city while Jurassic 5 plays in your headphones. Oh, and we’re pretty sure grinding off walls and rails is a crime, too. We fear for the future of this nation with youths as reckless as these.

Hey, man, what happened to you? You started out starring in respectable, popular games, but then, year after year, you came out with a new, crappier title, whoring yourself out for a profit. We loved you up until Tony Hawk Underground (or, THUG, as it’s often called), but Tony Hawk: Ride? Tony Hawk: Shred? Are you kidding us? Only a hardcore prostitute would allow their bodies and likenesses to be used like THAT for money. Shameful.

We believed you, GLaDOS, but the cake was a lie. That was just one of the many taunts and tricks you played on us while we went through labyrinths and portals to reach you. All throughout the experience, all you did was tease us and mock our progress, and that’s bullying, GLaDOS, of the cyber variety since you’re a robot. Our feelings are still hurt.

We just wanted to enjoy our day off, sip our frappuccino, and sit outside. But instead, you with the Karate Kid gi, and you, with the stretchy legs and skulls around your neck, had to start fighting in the street, causing a ruckus.

It was bad enough that you were shooting projectiles and flying all over the place, possibly hurting somebody. But did the two of you also have to be so loud about it? If it's not "YOGA, YOGA, YOGA, YOGA FLAME!" It's "HADOUKEN! HADOUKEN, A-DA-DA-DOUKEN!" We mean, enough already! Can't you guys do this in a dojo or something? Yeesh.

Link is a crook! He goes into houses and steals possessions from chests, sometimes even doing a little home remodeling with bombs to get what he wants. Not only that, but he stabs chickens, too. He’s just as bad as Michael Vick, if not worse. Damn the man!

Kratos from God of War isn’t even secretive about his dirty deeds. He’ll walk around with dude’s blood on his pasty skin like it’s an Armani suit. And he doesn’t even stop there. This guy is a god and titan killer! This guy deserves the maximum sentence! Put that man away!