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Intro
Nintendo fanboy and girl-ism was in full effect this past Saturday when the Big N set up shop in Times Square. In a brilliant promotion for the new Super Mario Land 3D (out now), they brought the Mushroom Kingdom to life. Springs, coin boxes, and pipes were all there, as well as some pretty realistic looking goombas. Score one for Nintendo.
Super Mario Bros: The Union
Super Mario Bros: The Union
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It's a Us, Marios!
It's a Us, Marios!
The attention to detail is quite nice. Not so nice, the long ass line
The attention to detail is quite nice. Not so nice, the long ass line
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Fire Mario is the shit. But notably absent: Hammer Suit Mario. Aww, man, we love that suit.
Fire Mario is the shit.
But notably absent: Hammer Suit Mario.
Aww, man, we love that suit.
We know he's Petey Piranha, but all we can think right now is, "Feed me, Seymour!"
We know he's Petey Piranha, but all we can think right now is:
"Feed me, Seymour!"
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Bullet Bill--Scary as hell up close
Bullet Bill--Scary as hell up close
Notice the father wearing the Mario hat and not the son
Notice the father wearing the Mario hat and not the son
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We always knew goombas were one-dimensional bad guys
We always knew goombas were one-dimensional bad guys
A whole line of flat goombas. We wanted to take them home
A whole line of flat goombas. We wanted to take them home
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Big as all hell
Big as all hell
Trouble. Big, big trouble for the guy in front (That guy in front is me, actually)
Trouble. Big, big trouble for the guy in front
(That guy in front is me, actually)
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Best 3DS game, ever!
Best 3DS game, ever!
We didn't know they stacked goombas that high.
We didn't know they stacked goombas that high.
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Even in real life, those goombas don't have a chance
Even in real life, those goombas don't have a chance
We knew fun was inside when we saw this colorful logo
We knew fun was inside when we saw this colorful logo
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If this is what these guys look like in real life, then hell yeah, we'd be scared. Mario's got some
If this is what these guys look like in real life, then hell yeah, we'd be scared.
Mario's got some major meatballs in those blue overalls of his to take these guys on
Ohhh, so that's what they'd look like in the real world.
Ohhh, so that's what they'd look like in the real world.
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