Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Last Friday, it all went wrong for a man in Philly when police pulled him over for a broken taillight. After finding weed in his car, they discovered a huge bag of drugs tied to his penis.
Ray Woods was initially arrested for marijuana possession, and as police were placing him into the cruiser, they noticed a large bulge in the front of his pants, and not the type you're probably imagining. What they found was a large plastic bag containing 89 small bags of cocaine and heroin.
Now facing more serious charges, Woods did what anyone would do in this scenario—he peed on the cops. Police Corporal Christopher Eiserman doesn't think the leakage was intentional, and it didn't yield additional charges for Woods.
There are lessons to be learned here. First, if you're going to transport drugs, find a better method. Second, if you get caught, do your best to hold your bladder. Even in jail, the stale urine smell is a bad look.
[via Gawker]
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