A Dominos' customer claimed to have burnt his penis while attempting to make sweet love to a pizza.
Of course, he took out his frustration on the Dominos' UK Twitter account—and they responded back. The guy is more than likely joking about the whole thing (there are some weird fetishes out there), but it's funny that the social media manager behind the account decided to write back in a very customer servicey tone. It must have been a slow day.
Yet, this could have been a marketing plan thought up by Dominos' itself, we have seen people lie about that before, but this one gets pretty vulgar, and that's a pretty big area for a corporation to step into in the name of getting more Twitter follows.
Check out the conversation below. Stuffed crust, anyone?
.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.
@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.
.@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
.@Dominos_UK I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, NOT HAPPY AT ALL, I HAVE A MULTITUDE OF PEPPERONI PIECES STUCK TO MY BALLS AND MY PENIS IS SCORCHED.
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this
.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.
@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!
[via Daily Star]
