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This Stoner Traded a $160K Diamond for $20 Worth of Weed

A stoner stole a $160,000 diamond and traded it for $20 worth of weed before being arrested.

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Maaaaan. This dude screwed up. In an act of desperation Walter Earl Morrison allegedly stole a $160,000 diamond. He then took his six-figure treasure and traded it for a sack of weed. A $20 sack, to be specific.

For the mathematically challenged, Morrison took a $159,980 hit, which was made even worse by being caught by the police. I was a journalism major in college and didn't take a single business course, but that seems like a bad deal. One lesson to be learned here is not to steal. But a more important one is to learn the value of what it is you're stealing.

Let's hope that $20 sack was at least chronic. It'll be the last ganja homeboy gets to taste in a while.

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Maaaaan. This dude screwed up. In an act of desperation Walter Earl Morrison allegedly stole a $160,000 diamond. He then took his six-figure treasure and traded it for a sack of weed. A $20 sack, to be specific.

For the mathematically challenged, Morrison took a $159,980 hit, which was made even worse by being caught by the police. I was a journalism major in college and didn't take a single business course, but that seems like a bad deal. One lesson to be learned here is not to steal. But a more important one is to learn the value of what it is you're stealing.

Let's hope that $20 sack was at least chronic. It'll be the last ganja homeboy gets to taste in a while.

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[via Gawker​]

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