The University of Wiconsin has unleashed the greatest recruiting tool in all the land. As if the allure of ever-flowing beer and cheese wasn't enough, the Badgers have Chris Farley as SNL character Matt Foley on their side. (Presumably, Farley was won over by the beer and cheese.)
Choose your college correctly or you'll end up eating government cheese in a van down by the river.
[via Uproxx]