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The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its unique approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of July.
You Will Not Believe WHICH TWO ARTISTS . . . Were CAUGHT . . . Doing Who Knows What Backstage In The DRESSING ROOM!!
Date: July 1
Caught creeping.
Nicki Minaj Got MAD AS HECK . . . After Watching Kirk CHEAT ON RASHEEDA Last Night On Love And Hip Hop . . . So She Went On Twitter And BLACKED OUT On Him!!!
Date: July 2
Throwing so much shade.
Rapper Nelly IMPREGNATES The Chick . . . He Was CHEATING ON ASHANTI WITH!!!
Date: July 3
The chick on the side said she's got one on the way.
REPORT: Kanye West Is 'FORCED' To Move In With Kris Jenner . . . By KIM KARDASHIAN!!
Date: July 4
Baby momma's momma drama.
Police Say Rapper 50 Cent . . . ALLEGEDLY Beat Up . . . His SECRET BABYS MOTHER!!!
Date: July 4
Not cool.
Diddy THROWS SHADE On Jay Z Via Instagram . . . Brings Up Some OLD SLANDER About How Jay Was Cheating With Deceased Singer Aaliyah!!!
Date: July 5
Way to bring up the past, Puff.
Beyonce's Father GOT MARRIED YESTERDAY . . . To A Beautiful Woman!!!
Date: July 6
Check out Blue Ivy's new step grandma.
WHOOPS!!! The Paparazzi 'ACCIDENTALLY' Snap A Pic Of R&B Singer Letoya Luckett's UNMENTIONABLES!!!
Date: July 7
A camera man with a view.
OUTBREAK????? Rihanna Has A MYSTERY RASH . . . In Her Private Area . . . And It Looks Like It's VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
Date: July 8
We can't blame Chris Brown for this one.
Willow Smith Shows Off Her NEW BLONDE WIG . . . And The Poor Thang . . . Has NO IDEA HOW SILLY She Looks In It!!!
Date: July 8
Whip your hair back and forth, girl.
They Got TEXT MESSAGES That Rapper 50 Cent ALLEGEDLY Sent To His 16 Year Old SON Marquis . . . Saying Some Real F*CKED UP SH*T To The Boy!!!
Date: July 8
Talk about daddy issues.
OH MY GOODNESSSSSSS . . . .!! Have Y'all Ever Seen What Talk Show Host ELLEN DEGENEROUS Looks Like WITHOUT MAKEUP!!!
Date: July 9
Warning: graphic content.
LMAOOOOOOOO!!!! The Struggle Is REAL Y'all . . . You're Not Gonna BELIEVE What Happened To Love And Hip Hop Star MOMMA DEE At Red Lobster!!!
Date: July 9
That's a damn shame.
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!! Woman Exposes Her EX-BOYFRIEND On Twitter . . . Dude Must Have The SMALLEST D**K We've Ever Seen!!
Date: July 10
No words.
NOT ANOTHER!!! Kim Kardashian's Baby SISTER . . . Is Spotted On A Date With ANOTHER BROTHER . . . That's Her Third Black Man IN A WEEK!!!
Date: July 10
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
WHAT HE F*CK???? LAMAR ODOM Gets Angry . . . So He ROBS The Paparazzi Guy . . . And They Got It ALL ON CAMERA!!!
Date: July 11
Taking notes from Kanye.
Remember How HIGH Paula Patton Looked At The BET AWARDS . . . Well Last Night . . . She And Her Hubby Robin Thicke . . . LOOKED EVEN HIGHER!!!
Date: July 11
Maybe they were looking for "Molly."
NFL Star Reggie Bush's FIANCE Reveals Pics Of HER NEW BABY . . . And He's Cute But Ummm . . . MAURY May Need To Look Into This!!!
Date: July 12
And the lie detector says ...
WHAT THE FREAK?????? Big Sean Is Photo'd . . .FINGER FREAKING Some Model . . . During A Photo Shoot!!!
Date: July 13
For his sake we hope art imitates life.
Will Smith's Son JADEN Got Himself A NEW LOOK . . . And He Looks Even DUMBER THAN HE DID When He Was Wearing THE SKIRT!!!
Date: July 14
Somebody call Joan Rivers and the fashion police.
Naomi Campbell Is BACK IN BUSINESS . . . She Was Spotted FROLICKING ON THE BEACH . . . With ANOTHER Billionaire!!!
Date: July 15
On to the next one.
BUDGET DIVA!!! A Fan Catches Beyonce . . . Looking For Items At The TARGET CLEARANCE RACK!!!
Date: July 15
Apparently multi-millionaires are feeling the struggle, too.
You Have GOTS To Be Kidding!! Look What This DETROIT RATCHET . . . Wore To A WHITE PARTY!!!
Date: July 16
À la Lil' Kim circa 2000.
OOOOOH SNAP!!! Chris Brown Is Going BALD . . . Look At His HAIRLINE . . . And How THIN HIS HAIR IS!!!
Date: July 17
The Lebron cut.
WHAT THE FREEAK???? Rapper TI Posts On Instagram . . . Pics Of His Two YOUNGEST SONS . . . PIZZING IN THE STREET!!!
Date: July 17
That's just not right.
Jay Z's Daughter Looks Like A SPITTING IMAGE . . . Of The Child Jay Z DENIES IS HIS!!!
Date: July 18
Sounds like a case for Maury.
WHAT THE F*CCCCCKKKK!!! Joseline From Love And Hip Hop Takes Off ALL HER MAKEUP . . . And Puts On A Hat . . . And THAT'S A MAN!!!
Date: July 19
Maybe it was Maybelline.
POOR TYRA BANKS . . . All Those YEARS OF WEAVE . . . CHEWED UP HER EDGES LIKE BUBBLE GUM!!
Date: July 20
The Donald Trump look.
Kelis Claims That Rihanna STOLE Her Grey Hair Look From Her . . . And It's KINDA SORTA TRUE!!
Date: July 20
And when did grey hair come back in style?
FOX NEWS HOST Must Be POPPIN MOLLYS . . . Cause His 70 YEAR OLD AZZ . . . Juts Posted A NEKKID PIC On Twitter!!!
Date: July 21
You're never too old to have some fun.
WHAT THE FREAK???? Woman Goes To The Doctor With BACK PAIN . . . And The Doctor Diagnoses Her . . . With 'GHETTO BOOTY SYNDROME'!!
Date: July 21
Cake, cake, cake.
YOUNG MONEY MELTDOWN . . . Drake Is Accused Of Doing THE UNTHINKABLE . . . With Lil Wayne's Fiance!!!
Date: July 22
No new friends.
Check Out Rapper MEEK MILL'S New Ferrari . . . It's INTERESTING LOOKING . . . Some Might Even Call It . . . A Bit RATCHET!!!
Date: July 23
Ridin' around and kind of getting it.
WHAT IN THE . . . ???? Boxing Legend MIKE TYSON Was Spotted Showing Off His NEW LOOK . . . He's Rockin' a BELLY SHIRT And Some TIGHT JEANS!!!
Date: July 24
From boxer to model.
R&B Singer CIARA Attended Her ALBUM PARTY With Her BF Future . . . And THAT WEAVE OF HERS . . . Is Way Too Extra!!!
Date: July 25
Hair for days.
UH OH!!! FOXY BROWN Gets Caught STEALING $900 WORTH OF Hair . . . From A SALON IN Brooklyn!!
Date: July 26
That better be some good weave.
Rap Superstar NICKI MINAJ Files A RESTRAINING ORDER Against Producer DJ Khaled . . . For 'STALKING' Her!!!
Date: July 27
The thirst is real.
WHOOPS!! Magic John's SO Had A Wardrobe Malfunction . . . His SKIRT FELL DOWN . . . Exposing His STRETCH MARKS!!
Date: July 28
That's what happens when men wear skirts.
Beyonce's Mother Just Got Her Face 'SURGICALLY REFRESHED' . . . Now She Looks Like She's 35 Years Old!!!
Date: July 29
Momma Knowles is young forever.
So It's OFFICIAL . . .Beyonce's Sister SOLANGE'S Music Career Is A FLOP . . . She Did A Concert Yesterday . . . At a LAUNDROMAT!!!
Date: July 30
At least it's not a Burger King, right?
