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The kush has you feeling nice, but now you’re experiencing the inevitable attack of the munchies. You smoked a grown man’s blunt, so you want a grown man’s meal to match. Forget the Little Debbie brownies and chips this time around; you need sustenance.
Save the snacks for another occasion, get in the kitchen, and make yourself a sandwich. Being high isn’t an excuse to just throw random shit in between two pieces of stale bread, though. But no worries, stoners, we've compiled a list of the perfect sandwiches to devour after you burn that sticky icky.
From sweet nods to childhood faves to meals for the vegan weedhead, here are 20 Awesome Sandwiches for Stoners.
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20. Grilled Chicken and Pineapple Quesadillas
Main Ingredients: Tortillas, grilled pineapple, chicken breasts, BBQ sauce, Monterey Jack cheese
A Cloud 9 meal for a Cloud 9 high. Get the recipe here.
19. Bacon Cheddar Bagel Panini
Main Ingredients: Sesame bagel, cheddar cheese, bacon, brown sugar
Just what you need after a long morning with Kesha. Get the recipe here.
18. Pizza Panini
Main Ingredients: Texas Toast, marinara sauce, pepperoni, mozzarella cheese
You eat a panini because you're a sophisticated stoner with class. Pinkies up. Get the recipe here.
17. Cornflakes Crusted Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly
Main Ingredients: Bread, eggs, cornflakes, peanut butter, jelly
A throwback to a time of sweet innocence. Get the recipe here.
16. Oven Hot Dogs
Main Ingredients: Hot dogs, hot dog buns, chili, cheddar cheese, mayo, sweet relish
You're getting baked, your meal is getting baked, and everybody's winning. Get the recipe here.
15. Apple Cinnamon Swirl Grilled Cheese
Main Ingredients: Cinnamon swirl bread, cheddar cheese, apple
It was only weed, but these swirls will have you trippn'. Get the recipe here.
14. Mini Ham and Cheese Pretzel Paninis
Main Ingredients: Soft pretzels, mustard, ham, cheddar cheese
Those street cart pretzels are apparently good for something. Get the recipe here.
13. Manwich
Main Ingredients: Mac & cheese, BBQ sauce, mayo, pulled pork, cheddar cheese, bread
The cure for real man munchies. Get the recipe here.
12. Guaca Mango Bagel
Main Ingredients: Bagel, guacamole, mango
A vegan sandwich for the stoners on Weight Watchers. Get the recipe here.
11. BBQ Chicken Calzones
Main Ingredients: BBQ sauce, pizza dough, chicken breast from rotisserie chicken, ranch dressing, bacon, cheddar cheese
A random assortment of the things left in your refrigerator come together to make magic. Get the recipe here.
10. Spring Sandwich
Main Ingredients: Asparagus spears, baguettes, hard boiled eggs
Dime bags and baguettes. We hear that's how the French do it. Get the recipe here.
9. Nacho Dogs
Main Ingredients: Beef hot dogs, hot dog buns, nacho cheese dip, jalapeno slices, guacamole
Loud in one hand, perfect meal in the other. Get the recipe here.
8. Broccoli and Cheddar Cheese Soup Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Main Ingredients: Broccoli, French bread, yellow onion, sliced chicken breast deli meat, cheddar cheese
Because you refuse to continue spending your weed money at Panera Bread. Get the recipe here.
7. Baked Potato Grilled Cheese
Main Ingredients: Bacon, potato, sour cream, cheddar cheese, bread
The CarboHIGHdrate turn up. Get the recipe here.
6. Roasted Strawberry, Brie and Chocolate Grilled Cheese
Main Ingredients: Multi-grain bread, strawberries, chocolate, brie
For the stoner with a sweet tooth. Get the recipe here.
5. Sublebration Cake
Main Ingredients: From Subway: 1 foot-long Cold Cut Combo on Italian bread with cucumbers and a ton of mayonnaise (ask that they don't cut it in half), 1 cup of Coca-Cola
Ol' boy Jared must not be a stoner because he had it all wrong. This is how you do Subway, bruh. Get the recipe here.
4. Grilled Cheese With Bacon and Caramelized Onion
Main Ingredients: Bread, red onions, cinnamon, maple syrup, cheese, BBQ sauce
Because bacon. Get the recipe here.
3. The Cranburger
Main Ingredients: Standard ingredients for a cheeseburger, left over cranberry sauce
Look deep into the kitchen cabinet and pull out that extra can of cranberry sauce from Thanksgiving. Open it, empty the contents, and put some of it on your hamburger. Bobby Flay, who? Get the recipe here.
2. Chili and Fennel Egg Salad Sandwich
Main Ingredients: Eggs, fennel seeds, "quality" bread, parsley or chives, grape seed oil, sea salt
Rumor has it that marijuana may increase male sex drive and fennel boosts libido. Naturally, these two go well together. Get the recipe here.
1. Fried Pizza Sandwiches
Main Ingredients: Eggs, milk, sliced bread, tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni
No need to call the pizza delivery guy—unless he's your weed man, too. Get the recipe here.