The Larry King Twitter experience is one that truly defies explanation. Last week, the venerable talk show host went off on a long, seemingly incoherent 140-character rant that made many question his sanity.
He was at it again last night, and this time made sure to include an important video confirmation of his sobriety at the very end. Larry, we’re totally with you: bring back the mini skirt!
Here is his tweeting spree, in its entirety:
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The Larry King Twitter experience is one that truly defies explanation. Last week, the venerable talk show host went off on a long, seemingly incoherent 140-character rant that made many question his sanity.
He was at it again last night, and this time made sure to include an important video confirmation of his sobriety at the very end. Larry, we’re totally with you: bring back the mini skirt!
Here is his tweeting spree, in its entirety:
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It's my two cents...
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I like the smell of turpentine.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I've never really had a backache.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Brad Pitt is finally being recognized for his acting, and not his looks.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I can't stop thinking about the movie Interstellar.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Does anybody still wear a pocket watch?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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When was the last time you saw someone smoking a pipe?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Quick; name the heavyweight boxing champion.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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The stock market is legalized gambling.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Sue me, but I don't like buttered popcorn.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I still like the black & white movies.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Why has the world forgotten Arthur Godfrey?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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They don't make 'em like the Lone Ranger anymore.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I love black licorice.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I know about tonsils, but what is an adenoid?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I used to be able to name every member of the US Senate.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Are you enjoying my Sunday night ramblings?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I'm glad Rosie O'Donnell is back on The View.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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.@joelmchale is a funny, funny guy.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Can you hum rap music?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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The proudest thing in my life is parenthood.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I don't know why, but I've never enjoyed drinking water.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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My favorite pie is lemon meringue.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Bob Costas is a great broadcaster.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I really admire firefighters.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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My wife's least favorite food are leeks, and I don't know what leeks are.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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The only time I eat Junior Mints is at the movies.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I've been having a hard time finding Nestlé's Crunch bars lately.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Honey Nut Cheerios is the only Cheerios flavor for me.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I wish I could play the piano.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Has any rock concert ever started on time?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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The fear of a colonoscopy is unwarranted.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I've heard catfish is a delicacy in the South, but please don't serve it to me.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Changing clocks twice a year should be a national holiday.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Do they still throw rice at weddings?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Bring back the miniskirt!
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I still get excited when the mailman shows up.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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Kiev is a hell of a town.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I know it's pretty, but I'm not a fan of snow.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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How do they know that no two snowflakes are alike?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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If I had one superpower, I'd like to be invisible.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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My favorite Chinese dish is Cashew Chicken.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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I've never driven a tractor.
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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And as Ron Burgundy would say, stay classy San Diego!
— Larry King (@kingsthings) October 27, 2014
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