George R.R. Martin Confirms: “I Am Not Obsessed With Weenies”

"A Song of Fire and Ice" author George R.R. Martin says he's a breast man despite "South Park" parody.

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George R.R. Martin’s  A Song of Ice and Fire may be a series of  sword stories, but that doesn’t mean Martin fancies the sword…if you know what we mean.

Over at San Diego’s Comic-Con this weekend—when he wasn’t posing as Daenerys Targaryen—Martin took the time clarify he’s actually a breast man despite South Park’s parody claims.

Game of Thrones, the TV series based on Martin's Ice and Fire series, was parodied on South Park last year and in it Martin is portrayed as this “weenie-obsessed” guy who went to great lengths to explain the GoT plot to Butters and Scott Malkinson.

Martin has yet to watch the episode, but said his assistants and wife have watched it and are currently wondering if he should watch it,too.

“I do love ‘South Park,’" said Martin. "I love some of the other episodes that they've done. I'm a sensitive soul. Would it be too rough on me? I don't know.”

He then went into how he is actually not obsessed with the one-eyed monster: 


"I have to deny this as a scurrilous rumor. I have nothing against weenies, weenies are fine, but I am not obsessed with weenies. I am definitely on the boobies side of the equation.”

So let's recap: Boobies>Weenies. Got it.

[via The Wrap]

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