All men are not created equal. Some of us are tall and chiseled and can do chivalrous shit like jump over moving cars to sweep a woman off her feet with a rose in our sparkling white chompers (obviously we just stand outside and let women flock to us, but the point is that we could). Then there are the guys who drew the short straw in life, meaning they're difficult to look at because they're some combination of short, fat, and ugly.
Of course, some of these dudes do still manage to get it in, relying instead on the seductive powers of money, fame, and humorous self-deprecation. When you see one of these gentlemen, it's only right to salute (and maybe mock them a little too). Which brings us to comedian and actor David Spade, who celebrates his 46th birthday (and good fortune at having bagged so many hot chicks) today. Were he not a Hollywood star, we highly doubt he would be slaying such a high caliber of woman, but we have to give it to him—he gives it to 'em. Check out the beauties to have fallen under the blade of this Unlikely Swordsman as well as he shock factor of each conquest...
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