The 25 Best Celebrity Asses (Right Now)

Sorry, but there's no set of lady lumps more glorious than the gluteus maximus. Just look at all the celebs who seem well aware of how a nice backside can boost their brand. Whether it's a blog star's double-decker derriere or unsuspecting Hollywood cheeks, we love them all. So, with that, we present to you The 25 Best Celebrity Asses (Right Now). Sit back and enjoy the bumpy ride.

P.S. If your favorite video vixen is missing, we have an entire list dedicated to urban models. We love them, but most of them don't qualify as "celebs."

Written by Tracy Garraud (@trayhova)

Cameras never really caught her backside on MTV's TRL, but her VH1 reality show makes up for all the lost angles. From the looks of it, Mrs. Anthony’s got more than just a solid career poppin’.

It's only makes sense that Justin Timberlake, the white boy with soul, would wife up the white girl with ass.

Judging by the frequency of her self-taken back shots, Aubrey may have Twitpic’d a suicide note if she didn't make this list.

Say what you will about her mug, but that junk is an Atlanta treasure.

Beneath the layers of bizaree getups, we must say Stefani is packing the kind of perplexing ass that could make a goon go gaga.

Girlfriends is over, but Tracee is still working on a few other TV shows, and we still care about that rump.

We can only imagine the joy in Jermaine Dupri’s eyes when he was bobbin’ and weavin’ behind there.

As long as those NutriSystem ads are on TV, she's got our vote.

Not all tomboys are carved from stone. T's soft spot is right where it should be.

Perhaps Rev Run should quit brooding over Diggy’s battle raps and start swatting the many MCs who’d go half on his daughter’s buns.

Effortlessly plump, like two scoops of custard or some shit.

She may be the slimmest chick on the list, but Rih’s no tabletop. Plus, she likes a face in her cake. Bonus points!

It's true, J. Lo's ass isn't looking quite so 1999 anymore, but at 42, it's still better than most.

What’s better than an undercover fatty?

We have absolutely no qualms about helping Evelyn adjust to an open marriage with Ochocinco.

Sofia gives men plenty to set our sights on—the 'fuck me' accent, exotic face, power twins—but nothing’s touching her strongest asset.

Ice T's wife has remained relevant solely because of her ass. That says enough.

AKA the reason you watch women's tennis.

The Bad Girls Club alum's public persona might be a little ridiculous, but at least her walk is better than her talk.

Now this is how you make a rap debut. Round of applause.

Bey's MILF side isn't exactly Sacha Fierce, but it's safe to say her house of derriere is still bumping strong. Don’t tase us, Hov!

When a Twitpic of your ass costs J.R. Smith $25K, consider it confirmation of a solid future behind you.

Yeezy’s right, he has no choice but to respect Wiz.

Her ass is already in the Hall of Fame, and it's still on the A-list.

Our current cover girl has the No. 1 album in the country and more than deserves the No. 1 spot on this list. Let this GIF serve as a reminder if you even remotely disagree.