Today, lovers of arts and crafts, is Martha Stewart's birthday. We certainly hope you remembered and sent her a homemade card and gift (we hear she absolutely adores doilies cut to look like her face). Whatever you give her, it is, of course, the thought that counts—and the thought that's counted most every August 3rd since 2004 is that she's not currently in prison. You see, six years ago, despite being an incredibly wealthy, incredibly white celebrity with a publishing, broadcasting, and merchandising empire, she received a belated birthday gift of a prison sentence for accepting insider stock tips. In Martha's honor, Complex reminds her that she is now only confined by the bounds of her creativity with crafts, by reminding her of the time when she and other rich white people were sent to prison...
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