Unless you're a 30-plus Luddite with children, 11:30 p.m. is a time for putting fireworks in the urinals of fancy restaurant bathrooms. But if you're stuck on the couch gripping a baby monitor and fighting the wife for the remote and the fourth pint of Ben & Jerry's, you might be a fan of late night talk shows, in which case you're gonna love our Late Night Awards. This week Jon Stewart skewers the head tea-bagger, Jimmy Fallon makes even us uncomfortable, and Betty White fulfills our strangest fantasy...
BEST CAVE MAN IMPERSONATION: JON STEWART
• Stephen Colbert's made a hot career out of imitating a Fox News blowhard; but Stewart's now got claim to the hottest Fox parody yet with his 10-minute plus breakdown of Glenn Beck's schtick.
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WORST JAY LENO MONOLOGUE: JAY LENO
• Because you drink on St. Patrick's Day. And you puke after you drink. Get ittttttttt?!?
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BEST BOB BARKER ALLUSION: THE COLBERT REPORT
• Someday kids will associate The Price Is Right with Drew Carey. Until then, B-Squared = instant laughs.
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