A Woman Violently Pooped Herself at a "Fifty Shades" Screening

A drunk woman vomited and pooped all over a movie theater during "Fifty Shades of Grey."

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People in Milton Keynes, England wanted to see Fifty Shades of Grey but ended up getting a literal shit show. According to the local newspaper there, a drunk woman "lost control of all her bodily fluids" to the point where the movie was canceled and the theater evacuated. 

The witnesses on the scene told the story the best: 

“She lost control of 
everything, including all bodily 
fluids. The whole cinema stank,” said one disgruntled cinema-goer.

“We all expected to see Christian Grey gag 
Anastasia as part of the plot. We certainly didn’t 
expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench.”

“I’m not sure of her age but she so drunk she couldn’t move. She practically had to be 
carried out. And the mess she left behind was just 

“There was no way they could clean it up there and then – it would be a specialist job, so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave."

The story begs the question, what the fuck is going on at Fifty Shades screenings in the U.K.? Between the broken bottle stabbings and now people violently vomiting and pooping all over the place, it doesn't sound fun. At least in this country Florida people riot outside the theater so as not to disturb the paying customers. 

[Via Uproxx]

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