From the star of such family fare as Breaking Bad comes a children's book that is not appropriate for children, but perfect for the parents of those little brats.
You Have to F-cking Eat, the sequel to the Adam Mansbach not-kids book Go the F-ck to Sleep, is narrated (beautifully) by Bryan Cranston. Here's a sample:
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It's perfect. Although we're not sure what the deal is with these hungry-ass lemurs on the cover.
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Anyway, you can download a free copy of the entire four-minute audio book from Audible right now.
[Via Time]