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For several years, Playboy has been the premier men's publication where loads of dudes (and young dudes) gravitated towards to help relieve that sudden urge of Thirst. From flipping through several pages of some of the world's baddest women, Playboy has taken us from their popular monthly publication to an even more accessible platform: Our coveted smartphones.
Nowadays, men aren't exactly checking through hundreds of magazine pages to catch a glimpse of half-naked playmates. Now, they're swiping their thumbs across their iPhones where Hugh's playmates are all free to drool over on their Instagram feeds. But if there was anything thirstiest than skimming through the comment section of some of the biggest celebrities and socialites on Instagram, Playboy would most certainly be the thirstiest. And sure enough, it was.
We took a look at the Instagram of the house Hugh Hefner built which is just a collection photos from Playboy Magazine photoshoots and #FriskyFriday flicks, and came across so much thirst that 25 comments just wouldn't be enough. With that said, sit back and check out: The 50 Thirstiest Comments on Playboy's Instagram. Proceed with caution.
Written by Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE)
For even more thirst, check out Anthony Osei's Thirstiest Men of Instagram Tumblr.
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Gimme $50
Playmate Victim: @lindseybonkers
Thirst Offender: codgni
You're reading a real question here, from a real thirster.
Take It Off
Playmate Victim: N/A
Thirst Offender: senortacito
Did you just have to share this bit of info with us? Like, seriously.
In-N-Out
Playmate Victim: @pomplun87
Thirst Offender: dmann219
Hey, if it works, kudos to you. It just won't, though.
The Past Life
Playmate Victim(s): @amandacerny, @hiromioshima, @ciara_price
Thirst Offender: zsatanika666
Sad, very sad.
Backdoor
Playmate Victim(s): @summeraltice, @amandacerny, @alanacamposs
Thirst Offender: joelipari
We bet this is his go-to pick-up line.
The Thirst Motto
Playmate Victim(s): @summeraltice, @tiffanytothxoxo, @msbethwilliams, @pomplun87, @ciara_price, @amandacerny, @misskassielyn, @pmoy2012, @alanacamposs
Thirst Offender: gavinthafresh
The thirst will make some of these dudes will just say anything.
The Cover Up
Playmate Victim: @pomplun87
Thirst Offender: kyle3neal
Because Kyle has never seen what a female areola looks like.
Hug Rush
Playmate Victim: @ciara_price
Thirst Offender: kane_911
Ocasionally, the thirst is disgusied with simping.
Do You Know?
Playmate Victim: @missnikkileigh
Thirst Offender: jordan_wilson_
No, we would have never known had you not told us!
The Parch
Playmate Victim: @pomplun87
Thirst Offender: holmanrobby
Look at his face.
Backside Thirst
Playmate Victim(s): @heatherraeyoung, @alanacamposs, @pmoy2012
Thirst Offender: larzerikk
Your facial expression in your avi tells us otherwise.
#Someday
Playmate Victim(s): @alanacamposs, @pomplun87, @hiromioshima, @stacyfuson
Thirst Offender: iamkingroberts
We wish you the best of luck, pleighbwoi.
Thirst Boat
Playmate Victim(s): @stacyfuson, @alanacamposs, @pomplun87, @hiromioshima
Thirst Offender: lax_4_life_12
The thirst has just gotten even wittier.
Get Nekked
Playmate Victim: @missnikkileigh
Thirst Offender: davidifc
Because this guy has never seen a naked woman. Never.
Sweet Baby Jesus
Playmate Victim: @amandacerny
Thirst Offender: shanto_
Well played. Don't forget the Sprite on the side. You know why.
So Bad
Playmate Victim: @pomplun87
Thirst Offender: robert_patane
It's a shame when you have to see a thirster pleading.
The Usual
Playmate Victim: @ciara_price
Thirst Offender: robert_patane
How many times do we have to read this?
Dumb It Down
Playmate Victim: @missnikkileigh
Thirst Offender: iordgeor
We lost brain cells trying to read this comment.
At Least
Playmate Victim: @missnikkileigh
Thirst Offender: t0ryd_kushmaster
The keyword here is "probably."
Potty Mouth
Playmate Victim: @missnikkileigh
Thirst Offender: stop_some_cancer
Seems like the thirst is starting off at a pretty young age.
So Lonely
Playmate Victim: @pomplun87
Thirst Offender: animals154
Ummmm, wow.
Sucker
Playmate Victim(s): @irinavoronina, @tiffanytothxoxo
Thirst Offender: redjimmy
Are dudes really out here asking chicks they'll probably never meet to cuddle?
Triple Play
Playmate Victim(s): @jessahinton, @irinavoronina
Thirst Offender: sampstory
If we had a dollar for every time we've had to read one of these...
Pour It Up
Playmate Victim: @jessicaburciaga
Thirst Offender: ashleythorpe92
And we can only hope you filled up that cup your sipping out of in your avi.
Once Again
Playmate Victim(s): @ciara_price, @annasophia_b, @pomplun87
Thirst Offender: luke_driver
Things the world just doesn't need to know.
Drown-And-Out
Playmate Victim(s): @hiromioshima, @kaylacollins, @jessicaburciaga
Thirst Offender: erick_ryan
How ironic you'd say that. We'd think the pool would be enough water for your excessive dehydration.
Lay You Down
Playmate Victim: @misskassielyn
Thirst Offender: rahadyan86
These are the hard to read comments when a thirster just gets too excited and hits the send button far too quickly without proofreading.
All Angles
Playmate Victim: @deannabrooks
Thirst Offender: mabyshe__will
Maybe she will? Maybe she won't.
The Box, The Thirst
Playmate Victim: @irinavoronina
Thirst Offender: scottybahcheli1
It makes you wonder: Are these dudes really saying these things to women in real life? We doubt it.
The Art of Thirsting
Playmate Victim: @pomplun87
Thirst Offender: newyorker316
If the comment wasn't lame enough the smiley was even lamer.
Not Even Safe For Playboy
Playmate Victim: @ciara_price
Thirst Offender: joeltagzz
Not sure if this is thirst or a rap lyric. It probably is just thirst, though.
Secretly...
Playmate Victim: @missnikkileigh
Thirst Offender: itsammiee
Thirsters are never really great at keeping secrets to themselves.
Go Out On A Limb Pt. 2
Playmate Victim: @stacyfuson
Thirst Offender: mikesmontage
We're sure you would.
Regard Women, Forfeit Currency?
Playmate Victim: @missnikkileigh
Thirst Offender: pbyrnes1
Willing to bet you just didn't show up for work at all that day.
[Insert Name Here]
Playmate Victim: @missmarch2009
Thirst Offender: joewag
Now you're thirsting for her government name? SMH.
The Gorgeous Filter
Playmate Victim: @tiffanytothxoxo
Thirst Offender: themoose89
And this has to be the simpiest bit of thirst we've ever come across. Congrats, dude.
Play Time
Playmate Victim: @deannabrook
Thirst Offender: timothyff
And you just felt the need to tell the entire world that, right?
Pound for Pound
Playmate Victim: N/A
Thirst Offender: spliffdaddy
This thirster just doesn't care whose niece she is.
R U Ready?
Playmate Victim: N/A
Thirst Offender: rahulsarmah
You would like to do what? Never mind. We get it.
#PleaseRetireYourClothes
Playmate Victim: @sheridynfisher
Thirst Offender: mariosasso
And the most thirstiest comment award goes to...
