The 100 Thirstiest Comments on Instagram

Victim: meaggood_
Thirst Offender: ryans4321

We're asking for SSN's instead of phone numbers now?

Victim: frenchrosebud
Thirst Offender: edgararmando8

No words.

Victim: mizzdr
Thirst Offender: jp3__

It's sad because we believe this guy really would kick his mother in the head. Damn shame.

Victim: amazin_amie
Thirst Offender: canofwhoopas316

Way to go, Sir Thirst-a-Lot.

Victim: malicia_santana
Thirst Offender: berto_santiago

Well played.

Victim: rociosantana_
Thirst Offender: da_amazin_asian

His Instagram handle makes this even funnier.

Victim: kyrachaos
Thirst Offender: rell718

R.I.P.

Victim: golden_barbie
Thirst Offender: theclassybastard

You have a dark future ahead of you.

Victim: liza_belinsky
Thirst Offender: matisalgadoc

Dead.

Victim: alexislugo03
Thirst Offender: iamsinister

Or perhaps you're dehydrated?

Victim: pmgypsy
Thirst Offender: nickdacosta89

Bro, you could probably go to jail for this comment.

Victim: msberrybaby
Thirst Offender: invest_inclaudio

And we bet you're going to throw tons of your money in that joint account, too.

Victim: officialbarbiedollmani
Thirst Offender: caddy1991

She should be relieved she couldn't interpret any of this overseas thirst.

Victim: jourdynbomb
Thirst Offender: tangerinerim

This is hilariously wrong for so many reasons.

Victim: karilopez3
Thirst Offender: dontworryitfitts

Sometimes the thirst writes itself.

Victim: santinihoudini
Thirst Offender: terrysaffold

This guy must live a really empty life.

Victim: alisakissooo
Thirst Offender: mwsa

All you can really do is laugh at how corny this one is.

Victim: _brittanydailey
Thirst Offender: realrecreal69

This is when thirst prevents you from composing a single thought in one comment.

Victim: b0mb__
Thirst Offender: tone_pruitt

Hold up, when is tricking ever a good idea?

Victim: yaris_sanchez
Thirst Offender: casperoner

Well played.

Victim: mscat215
Thirst Offender: mikeyuncensored

Another dude living up to that "I'm going to thirst whatever way I like" life.

Victim: jasmincadavid
Thirst Offender: santan666snappe

Little does he know, he's taking more than one L here.

Victim: kimkardashian
Thirst Offender: skam70

You know, he may be right, Kim.

Victim: therealsavvy_
Thirst Offender: gillionaire_310

Dude was so thirsty, he couldn't even write a coherent comment. Let's give this guy an extra bottle of water the next time he hits the e-gym.

Victim: mistyramos
Thirst Offender: ima_eat_her_ass

The name speaks for itself.

Victim: jenyromero
Thirst Offender: gamble11420

Dude, really?

Victim: frenchrosebud
Thirst Offender: seanpoppa

Uh, we're willing to bet you probably didn't show up for work at all.

Victim: miss_lebanon
Thirst Offender: cantfit1010

Because, you know, he's thirsty.

Victim: iamdeelishis
Thirst Offender: janier_perez_787

Try to read his comment, then look at his avy, and not laugh. I dare you.

Victim: stephanie_santiago
Thirst Offender: gbillz

This is pathetic, my G.

Victim: sweet_caked
Thirst Offender: bricklayaz

You know how we know he means this? Because he said it in all caps.

Victim: stacidoll
Thirst Offender: mac_mario_the_p

That awkward moment when he thinks he is who she's really speaking to on the other line.

Victim: emilyb_
Thirst Offender: sheedluva

Hey, if Loso can't do it, this guy can. Apparently.

Victim: sewinnxo
Thirst Offender: db326musik

#TheGSmerk.

Victim: emmalylugo
Thirst Offender: mikedogg37

Straight like that.

Victim: kellyleedekay
Thirst Offender: davejohnson211

Why this dude is sacrificing his testicles for a chick he'll probably never meet is beyond us.

Victim: muvarosebud
Thirst Offender: alpacinojr

Facepalm.

Victim: pmgypsy
Thirst Offender: mnapoli8

Another one well played.

Victim: officialkimlee
Thirst Offender: atzekolben

Yeah, man, go ahead and put everyone on the road in danger over your thirst. Great idea.

Victim: claudiasampedro_
Thirst Offender: jonjayhawk

Someday...

Victim: idahiana
Thirst Offender: instantclam

Probably something she really didn't need to know.

Victim: gianacaceres
Thirst Offender: goloveferris

What part of the game is this?

Victim: missdiamonddoll
Thirst Offender: mistapringles

$50 PayPal says he'd do it.

Victim: blacchyna
Thirst Offender: john_profits

There's a small percentage of men that would save a stripper. This guy is one of them.

Victim: rihanna
Thirst Offender: plenipote

Chill out, b.

Victim: iammollycavalli
Thirst Offender: vonvaz

Sorry to break it to you but she only smashes chicks.

Victim: skyesfallin
Thirst Offender: jayskycj

We can't lie: This is hilarious.

Victim: luxiboo
Thirst Offender: rickdiddy78

This one is just a bad case of munchies over thirst.

Victim: iamsophiamarie
Thirst Offender: harlemman

Bro, like, why?

Victim: cubanalustwshh
Thirst Offender: j_4_

Just look at him in his avy.

Victim: paigeelaine9
Thirst Offender: corgidad

Dead at her immediate response.

Victim: realnyalee
Thirst Offender: skysthelimits

Well played, sir.

Victim: curvy_j
Thirst Offender: jackthemason

I think we all know what this means.

Victim: bolivianbarbie
Thirst Offender: bigbuckhawth

Please, do not try not to speak for the entire city.

Victim: sidneydean
Thirst Offender: addisonave

We're willing to be dude was an Oklahoma City Thunder fan before seeing this photo.

Victim: mia_416
Thirst Offender: skoni1313

As bad as this is, it provided the lulz.

Victim: ottheog
Thirst Offender: thedutchie79

Damn, this dude just sounds all types of desperate.

Victim: brittaneyyy
Thirst Offender: duckie69

Because only an English cat would use the word "wank."

Victim: k1ttymane
Thirst Offender: brandnewcampov

Pure comedy.

Victim: misstmari
Thirst Offender: thejyeaux

This guy just had to make it a racial thing.

Victim: sallyferreira
Thirst Offender: 0nemanw0lfpack

You probably tell every chick this, don't you?

Victim: aaliyah_maria
Thirst Offender: goose_and_tonic

What kind of self-respecting man uses this emoticon?

Victim: _brittanydailey
Thirst Offender: munal33

What does this even mean?

Victim: cassandrae
Thirst Offender: rololinx

Dudes these days.

Victim: jessgiardina
Thirst Offender: ryanw187

It's crazy how you could tell how much you would "wife the shit" out of someone just from a picture.

Victim: jojo_babie
Thirst Offender: arjaystr8up

These sound like bars from a struggle rapper on BET Uncut.

Victim: garcia_kaylin
Thirst Offender: oskarda59

Joey can never catch a break.

Victim: diamondatl
Thirst Offender: jboclassics

What is wrong with some of y'all?

Victim: carissarosario
Thirst Offender: peepinuout

Reverse psychology fail.

Victim: jkylie
Thirst Offender: hollywood_lincjones

This is, like, struggle pickup line number 43.

Victim: nikkigiavasis
Thirst Offender: stackoverflo

The textbook definition of thirst.

Victim: bambambi202
Thirst Offender: rehansadik

If I'm not correct, isn't this basically considered rape?

Victim: mayamichellerew
Thirst Offender: robotgoboom

Again, what does this even mean?

Victim: s0blessed
Thirst Offender: supersantos2012

Super Santos has gone Super Saiyan.

Victim: irissmariaa
Thirst Offender: fr33manboy

And he believes it. He really believes it.

Victim: teyanataylor
Thirst Offender: lambo_t_i_b

We more than believe this guy.

Victim: heather_bianchi
Thirst Offender: riddim_house_intl

He's normally a quiet guy. Right.

Victim: beautifullapril
Thirst Offender: _cabayero

We feel embarassed for you, dog. Seriously. We really do.

Victim: iesha_mariee
Thirst Offender: lilphill_therealjoker

Lil Phil wasn't kidding at all. Guys: Please don't put your phone number on Instagram. It doesn't get much thirstier than that.

Victim: mslolajose
Thirst Offender: dilinks

Come on, dude, don't shame all Scorpios with your struggle thirst.

Victim: vanessaveasley
Thirst Offender: thegoodelife

We seen this one coming from a mile away.

Victim: daphnejoy
Thirst Offender: danieldelgad0

Creep.

Victim: kellyleedekay
Thirst Offender: gijoe187

There are certain things you just don't share with a bunch of strangers. This is one of them.

Victim: maliahspics
Thirst Offender: prezident313

Son, you know she's a stripper, right?

Victim: kimmykennedy
Thirst Offender: coolkid86

We're thirsting in the form of e-poems now?

Victim: dolliciab
Thirst Offender: calicoflycash

Uh. Do you, bro.

Victim: kmichellemusic
Thirst Offender: jaydetroiter

Something tells us that's not all he wanted to teach her.

Victim: iamcamillap
Thirst Offender: rida_relly

My dude clearly won't be able to function correctly if his request isn't accepted.

Victim: themelyssaford
Thirst Offender: mrgoodbar7

Talk about flipping the thirst script.

Victim: mzdanalee
Thirst Offender: stjacque

The things dudes will do for the box.

Victim: alynasilva
Thirst Offender: da_flexking

Flexking knows wants he wants and doesn't mind letting the whole world know.

Victim: realselenarose
Thirst Offender: georgedabearskii

Call it, Thirstagram.

Victim: chrislynn
Thirst Offender: wallstreetboy

And if she withdrew his life savings from an ATM and dipped, he'd have no problem with that.

Victim: chelsea_ciara
Thirst Offender: niko_mx

Is this a severe case of thirsting or casual trolling?

Victim: onejessciamarie
Thirst Offender: delawarefats

Apparently Instagram has become World Vision. Except homeboy here is the thirsty little boy.

Victim: tabbrownxx
Thirst Offender: jcc079

In the words of Cam'ron: Shit's disgusting.