Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid: Which Girl Is Lewis Hamilton Really Spraying His Champagne On?

We need answers!!!

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While you were out BBQing, thinking your Memorial Day Weekend was all the way lit, Kendall JennerGigi Hadid, and their model friends were in Monaco, attending the Grand Prix and then partying on dope yachts with Formula One driver and champagne-spraying enthusiast Lewis Hamilton. Their weekend was like all the fun scenes from The Wolf of Wall Street, with just as much boob-grabbing:

Good for them, for real.

But as it happens when any female celebrity is seen in the general vicinity of a male celebrity, the weekend gave berth to dating rumors. Since Kendall and Gigi were—gasp!—BOTH photographed with Hamilton, celebrity gossip blogs ended up separately reporting that he was dating both of them. Which, if true, is absolutely legendary—I'd totally open a bottle of champagne on a coworker (probably The Summerman) right now if that were the case.  

But it most likely is not. So now we need to look at the facts and figure out which girl Hamilton locked down.

The Case for Gigi Hadid

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The Evidence: Gigi and Lewis took photos together; Lewis momentarily placed his right hand on Gigi's waist; Gigi momentarily placed her right hand on Lewis' face; Gigi called Lewis "da champ," even though he was most certainly not; two days earlier, Gigi and Lewis sat next to each other for an undisclosed amount of time at an amfAR gala, and Gigi made a peace sign:

A peace sign, guys...

The Case for Kendall Jenner

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The Evidence: Kendall and Lewis took photos together; Kendall and Lewis sat next to each other on a yacht; Lewis jumped into the "cool seas" to save a not-drowning Kendall; Kendall said "hey driver..." while Lewis was racing, the most flirtatious one can possibly be towards someone who is currently not on social media but is driving a car; AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:

Either Kendall and Lewis have matching chains, or Lewis gave Kendall his chain to wear while he raced, which would be even bigger. Remember when the skanky girl in Grease (I believe her name was "Cha Cha?") gave her boyfriend, the guy with really bad skin, a medallion before the big race? This is the inverse of that, but it's still hella romantic.

And if we use Jay Z's words ("Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain") as precedent, then this sort of chain-wearing means EVERYTHING.

The Verdict

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