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Intro
With our Protect Ya Tech posts, we usually bring you the coolest-looking and best-performing mobile phone cases money can buy. To do so, we have to wade through a bunch of ugly and uninspiring cases. Ever so often we come across a case that's so ridiculous, we have to put it aside and marvel at the fact that someone thought people would want to buy it. And then marvel again at the fact that people have, in fact, purchased it. Keep reading to see the 10 worst offenders. These are the 10 Gaudiest iPhone Cases we've seen.
Case
CAZE Swarovski Crystal Case
Price: $200
Unless you're a Hollywood socialite or Nicki Minaj, there's no excuse for you showing up to a party with this CAZE-designed case.
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs Swarovski Case
Price: $300
There are better ways to show your love for Apple's co-founder than with tinsel crystals. Show some respect!
MJ
MJ Luxury Exotic Leather/Crocodile Natural Finish Case
Price: On request
MJ seems to be the Dapper Dan of iPhone cases. These would go perfect with your Stacy Adams suit and Now & Laters Gators.
Zirconia
Zirconia Series Hard Cases
Price: $17
We don't think this is what Cam'ron meant when he said his jewels resembled Fruity Pebbles.
Bling
Bling-My-Thing Simply Beautiful Collection by Ayano Kimura
Price: $83
Cop this case from Bling-My-Thing and you can pretty much guarantee no girl is going to touch your thing.
EXO
EXO5 hinged Engraved Cases
Price: $185
It's bad enough these cases look like spray-painted metal, but the engraved finished is just as awful as sporting a tribal tattoo.
Gold
Gold Square Studded Bling Case
Price: $30
Why would you want to pimp out your iPhone to look like something that came out of Goldmember's anus?
Rainbow
Rainbow Apply Crystallized Swarovski Case
Price: $221
We get it. You love Apple. But for the price of the 1,000 Swarovski crystals that line this case, you could have bought multiple cases that would save your dough...and dignity.
Luxmo
Luxmo Black Cross & Skull Full Diamond Case
Price: $37
Finally, a case tailor-made for The Situation.
Rettile
Rettile Hard Case Series
Price: $25
If you're into the glossy, aluminum-foil look, then this will go well with your Liberace Tin Man Halloween costume.
