Samuel L. Jackson is enjoying the Rio Olympics in the most Samuel L. Jackson way possible. That means he's on Twitter, he's very enthusiastic, and there are a lot of F-bombs in close proximity to exclamation points. There's no way to read these tweets and not hear them in your mind as shouting.

Jackson normally uses Twitter as a way to shut down fans who complain about their experience with meeting him or to solicit proof that he has indeed played golf with Donald Trump and Anthony Anderson, but Olympic commentary might be his best social media look yet. 

The man is obviously a true patriot. And it's not too late. The Olympics don't end for another two weeks. Someone get this man a job as an official commentator for NBC Sports. But on second thought, do we really want to risk a national treasure like Sam Jackson by sending him to a place with so many ways to kill you?