But then camera phone footage of the band goes viral, and in the last couple of minutes of the movie we cut to David Bowie, sitting in a coffee shop, checking his MySpace. Yes, it’s 2009, and Bowie still has a MySpace account. Somehow, whilst flicking through his Top 8, he comes across Vanessa Hudgen’s bland pop-punk songs, and he’s so moved by them that he emails them saying: “I really like your band. You know, I’m starting an indie label.” Yup, the surprise happy ending is that the Thin White Duke is picking this random-ass high school band out of nowhere to give them a co-sign.