When so many achieved so much in 2015, it's sometimes hard to remember all those lost souls who have taken losses. For every person emerging from a boutique with a pair of Yeezy Boosts, we seem to forget about the many poor people out there going home empty handed.
In the year of DJ Khaled's relentless optimism and advice to never take an L or play yourself became the stuff of legend, let's share a moment of silence for all those poor Australians who did in fact play themselves in 2015. Bow your head in quiet reflection for 15 of the biggest L's in 2015.
Karmichael Hunt
Meredith’s Bieber Haters
While Meredith Music Festival may be well known as a haven for the country’s favourite indie artists, Andrew Levins, also known as DJ Levins, just doesn’t particularly give a shit about that. In a move that required a significant amount of testicular fortitude, he decided to play one of the most popular songs from one of the most popular artists of our generation – Justin Bieber’s ‘Sorry’ – during his DJ set at the bohemian festival.
While video documenting the momentous occasion shows the majority of the crowd actually singing along to the tune, before Levins exclaims “fuck every person here who doesn’t love Bieber!”, the typical rabble took to Instagram to express their extreme disapproval. Some dubbed it “the worst moment in Meredith history” and another posted the following:
“Fuck you for the worst set at Meredith, you kook, Meredith is a no dick head realm.”
This user, not realising he was in fact the dickhead all along, was trolled by hundreds of people, all responding to his original comment with “who cares”. Meanwhile, Levins has further proven he still simply does not give a shit:
I only played Bieber so I could have more stupid articles written about me than @donjoyride did after he told Chet Faker to suck him off
— LEVINS (@levdawg) December 15, 2015
Salim Mehajer
Ben Ross
AJ Maddah
NSW Rugby League
Tyler The Creator Fans
In a case of the exact opposite situation occurring, Tyler The Creator, who was set to tour in September, first announced to his fans that he had been banned from the country when he actually hadn’t been at all. Weeks later, he randomly decided to ban himself instead, by cancelling the Australian leg of the tour and making the following statement:
"We would much rather come to Australia when it isn't surrounded in controversy. I love my fans there and hopefully I'll be back soon. Don't do drugs."
Tyler blamed everything on activist group Collective Shout, and named Coralie Alison specifically, who had been heading the campaign against the rapper due to some of his early lyrics which they thought glorified violence against women. Of course, a certain sub-set of Tyler fans decided to take their rage out on Alison, by bombarding her with messages about mutilating, raping and murdering her. Not feeding into exactly what they expected of you at all there, guys. –Dan Pardalis
David Witko
Operation Fortitude
Chris Brown Fans
Dustin Martin
We have an epidemic of domestic violence in this country, with women literally dying at the hands of their partners. Despite the increased national awareness of the issue, it’s unfortunately athletes who are normalising the behaviour. When Richmond’s Dustin Martin flew into a rage and threatened to kill a woman with chopsticks in a Japanese restaurant, it was not only Martin taking the L, but the Richmond Tigers, the AFL and all the young kids out there who look up to the guy can chalk this up as a loss too. –Steve Duck
Tony Abbott
Robert Allenby
He claims to have been drugged, beaten and kidnapped in Hawaii, but the more popular theory is far more incriminating. Pro golfer Robert Allenby was allegedly black-out drunk after racking up a US$4300 tab at a strip club, passed out on the curb, hit his head on a rock, and woke up two hours later with his wallet missing. Police arrested a man for the theft, but never investigated the kidnapping claims. And this was only January. Later in the year, Allenby was voted the third-least popular golfer among his peers in an ESPN player poll, and had a caddie walk off on him mid-round for the fourth time in his career. At that point he was left to quite literally play himself. –Steve Duck