ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.

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Fifty Shades of Grey may have permanently ruined blindfolds for a large portion of the globe, but such a stain on an old bedroom staple shouldn't deter you from utilizing it like the couples above. Without your eyes providing the easy answers, could you identify your significant other just by feeling up various parts of his or her body? Do you know your lover's ass from a stranger's? What about your SO's personality-stamped breath — would you confuse it for another? It's easy to laugh at the couples subjected to this intimate test of anatomical knowledge, but give them all some credit. After all, could you really do much better?