Your favorite unintentional comedian Mike Huckabee just unleashed some top-tier Mike Fuckery on Fox News, the usual home for such things. When pressed by Fox's Ed Henry regarding Huckabee's previous "punting" of the fascinatingly still-in-existence Confederate flag debate, the part-time bassist and full-time imbecile balked at the statement. "I think we've missed the real point in this," Huckabee says. "I keep hearing people say that we need more conversations about race. Actually, we don't need more conversations."
Please, Mike. What do we need, then? Do tell.
"What we need is conversions."
Hmm. I'm an occasional masochist, so — go on.
"The reconciliations that changes people is not a racial reconciliation. It's a spiritual reconciliation when people are reconciled to God."
Huckabee places the Mike Fuckery cherry on top with his proclamation that, thanks to his relationship with God, he "doesn't have a problem with racism" because — prepare yourself for this one — "it's solved."
You don't need my Mike Huckabee jokes today, because they graciously write themselves. Watch the full clip of Huckabee's latest self-parodical performance below via Raw Story: