Thirty-two-year-old man and owner of a glorious beard Jamie Dornan isn't manly enough for Kim Cattrall. The actress who played Samantha Jones in Sex and the City was recently asked about Fifty Shades of Grey and said she's not at all under the spell of Christian Grey. 

"Maybe it’s my age, but he doesn’t look like a man to me," she told The Independent. "He looks like a young boy. I like men to look like men."

So who is she into? Her answer is even more strange than saying Dornan looks like a boy. "Now, if he were Brendan Gleeson—well, there’s a little something going on there, you know, the twinkle in the eye."

We never would have guessed someone would pick Mad-Eye Moody over Christian Grey, yet here we are.