The world's biggest badass lives in New Zealand, and his name is Adam Armitage. His position was confirmed when video footage emerged of Armitage calmly asking for help with an iron rod stuck in his head.
Armitage walked into a gas station Saturday to ask for help after being attacked. A witness confirmed he handled the traumatic injury as if he was dealing with something minor like a paper cut.
"He was pretty calm, he wasn't freaking out or anything, so he obviously knew what had gone wrong," Dylan Shea said. "He said he knew his first aid and so he didn't try and rip it out."
Lester Gray, the owner of the gas station, couldn't believe what he saw. "It was really like, 'Is this a TV show, is this guy for real?'" Gray said. "It looked like a Halloween costume over their heads, but it was pretty real when he turned around and the blood was coming down the side of his head."
Eventually Armitage received the help he asked for and had the rod removed from his head at a local hospital. From there he was airlifted to another hospital, where he remains in serious condition.
You can watch the footage below, but it's obviously GRAPHIC. I'm not nearly as badass as Armitage, so I nearly passed out just from watching the video. You can use that information to decide whether or not you want to proceed or whether or not you want to make fun of me in the comments.
[via NY Daily News]