If you’re struggling to find a Christmas present for that hard-to-buy-for person, this might be the answer. NB that person might also be a massive weirdo.
In Germany you can now get this incredible — and incredibly disturbing — calendar featuring sexy girls posing with carp. That’s right it’s twelve months of beautiful ladies with big, slimy fish.
Even better is the product description, which is a joy to read in its rough translation from the original German. It even goes on to recommend a fish finger calendar for those who can’t handle the fish-on-girl action.
“The erotic Carponizer carp Calendar 2015 is here! During the shoot greatest emphasis was placed on the well-being of carp and cute women. Who hereby can not make friends, we recommend the fish fingers calendar , where everything is hidden under a crispy breading. The Carponizer carp Calendar is a treat for the men 's heart beat faster.”
There’s plenty of five-star reviews of it on German Amazon.
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