Jennifer Lawrence apparently needs a boyfriend, and if her interview with Vanity Fair is to be be believed, she'd like him old, neurotic and super rich with TV syndication money.
Yes, J.Law is hot for Larry David.
From a companion piece to Lawrence's cover story in the magazine's new issue titled "5 things J.Law needs in a boyfriend":
“Do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm?” she asked Kashner during their interview. “Do you like Larry David? I’m in love with him, and I have been for a really long time.”
Taking her declaration of love up a notch, she adds, “I worship Woody Allen, but I don’t feel it below the belt the way I do for Larry David.”
Yes, she feels it "below the belt" for one of TV's greatest curmudgeons. Because what red-blooded 24-year-old doesn't get all hot and bothered watching Curb Your Enthusiasm reruns on HBO? Right? Am I right!? Especially the one where Larry gets the cast of Seinfeld to reunite. That is some erotic shit.
OK, let me stop. Although I do have to call at least slight bullshit on this America's-coolest-attainable-sweetheart stuff, you have to respect the game and her skill at playing it. Also, Larry David is a comedic genius and a damn national treasure, and I'm cool with anyone who draws attention to that.
So Larry, please, please make Season 9. Do it for J.Law.
[Via New York Post]