Police in Florida arrested a man for stabbing his nephew during an intense argument about pork chops.
According to CBS 12, Billy Wall, 61, got into a disagreement with his nephew, Charles Williams, at his Fellsmere, Fla. home after accusing Williams of eating too many pork chops. Apparently there were four, and Williams consumed three of them, leaving just one for his uncle and none for his uncle's girlfriend.
Wall's girlfriend was forced to separate the men when the argument got too intense, but it continued in another room, prompting Williams to grab a machete. During the fight for the blade, Wall reportedly reached for the knife in his pocket, stabbing Williams with it.
Responding police offers found Williams "bleeding heavily," and took him to get medical attention. Meanwhile, Wall was charged with domestic battery. All over a fucking pork chop ratio.
[via CBS 12]
