As literally the most important news story of the 21st century continues to radiate toxic, collateral damage in all directions, Apple has finally released a statement regarding the breach of their iCloud storage systems. Kind of.

The message from Cupertino has been one of shocked deniability as their statement from Apple HQ maintains, "None of the cases we have investigated has resulted from any breach in any of Apple’s systems including iCloud or Find my iPhone." Apple insists that the attacks were result of targeted, individual attacks and their systems remains secure. For more on this story as it develops, stay tuned to Complex.