Everyone's favorite guest star Jenny Slate is (hopefully) about to break out with her self-described "abortion comedy" Obvious Child. More importantly, though, she really hates those shoes that look like feet. So do we!
"I could go either way on crocs but I’d rather wear crocs than those shoes that have the fingers for the toes. I’m on the verge of punching people when I see them wearing them to the supermarket," she said. "You might as well have your dick hanging out."
You heard her. No FiveFingers shoes! Unless you're rock climbing or something.