I’d like to open this up by saying that if your mom isn’t cooler than you, then you’re doing it all wrong. It means you’re trying too hard to avoid accepting the reality, the glory, the splendor that is mom. I get my sense of humor from my mom. I get my sense of style from my mom. Heck, I’ve even gotten whatever shred of common sense that remains from my mom. I might have even gotten some of that from your mom. Ya know, because all moms talk in that special AOL chat room they all use ’cause they still swag out on dial-up like that. Alright enough of me flexing my ’90s Internet lingo, let’s get into it.