Authorities in Utah say a woman by the name of "Crispi" attempted to burn her old flame's house down with an ample amount of bacon

According to, Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31, of Uintah County, Utah kept texting and calling her ex-boyfriend to no avail. The man called police, who were greeted by smoke and the distinct smell of bacon when they arrived at his home. An officer said he found an "obviously impaired" Crispi, as well as "a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around [it]." 

He also discovered a pound of badly burned bacon. 

After extinguishing the fire, police arrested Crispi and charged her with arson, burglary, intoxication, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer and electronic communication harassment. Her day in court is going to be fun.