NBA career: 1985-2000 (New York Knicks); 2000-01 (Seattle Supersonics); 2001-02 (Orlando Magic)
As seen in: Exorcist III (1990)
Role: Angel of Death
Rotten Tomatoes: 55%

Likely before firing his agent, Patrick Ewing played the Angel of Death in Exorcist III. As evidenced by the photo above, he was very comfortable in character. Ewing is the runaway star, but the film features several other bizarre cameos, including Fabio, Larry King, and Samuel L. Jackson.